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Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot....
Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
2+ mon, 4+ week ago (205+ words) U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats. The hungry lions could not help but chase the uncatchable red dot, distracting them throughout the night…...
King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’
3+ mon, 7+ hour ago (37+ words) JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon reportedly admitted that he may have plagiarized the bit about there being nothing new under the sun....
Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
3+ mon, 2+ day ago (51+ words) As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints…...
Intensive Bible Study Reveals Elijah And Elisha Are Two Different People
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (276+ words) WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people. Congregants at New Wine Church were shocked to learn the two prophets were, in fact, two people when, during a…...
Scholars Believe John Was Known As 'The Baptist' To Differentiate Himself From 'John The Presbyterian"
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (216+ words) CAMBRIDGE — Scholars at Cambridge University now believe the biblical John the Baptist only went by that name to distinguish himself from other prominent Johns of the period, particularly John the Presbyterian. An ancient scroll dating back to the first century…...
9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work | Babylon Bee
4+ mon, 3+ hour ago (346+ words) While some loons have desperately tried to read Christian themes and symbolism into The Lord of the Rings, the fact is that Tolkien's masterpiece is clearly a pagan work. How do we know? Here are nine obvious signs: Gandalf dies…...
Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (28+ words) COLUMBUS, OH — The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a loving God could allow Ohio....
Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
4+ mon, 4+ week ago (236+ words) U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible. "They love Jesus more than anyone else!" Carson…...
Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (236+ words) JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom. The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day…...