2+ week, 4+ day ago   (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...

1+ mon, 4+ hour ago   (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (44+ words) LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in a loving God with the fact that he was never invited to be a contestant on hit 1990s Nickelodeon game show Legends of…...

3+ mon, 2+ week ago   (168+ words) FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual. The choir tried to start clapping near the outset, but was immediately defeated by the syncopated rhythm and the scene quickly…...

4+ mon, 1+ week ago   (32+ words) HEAVEN — Within moments of arriving at the Pearly Gates, local boomer Gary Whitaker located Heaven's sound booth and politely but firmly informed the angelic operator that the worship music was too loud....

5+ mon, 1+ week ago   (236+ words) JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom. The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day…...

5+ mon, 1+ week ago   (233+ words) If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday. The Babylon Bee has surveyed megachurches across America to come up with the following list of events coming your way to celebrate Christ's…...