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Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple Out Of Zeal For His Father's House
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (14+ words) babylonbee.com...
Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (47+ words) MOUNT SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with milk and honey," one local Reubenite, later identified as Dathan son of Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he…...
Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (263+ words) U.S — A battle between the holiest man in the world and Pope Leo XIV broke out online this week, with many claiming the Pope crossed a line when he criticized the most righteous man ever to walk on earth. The…...
Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
4+ mon, 4+ week ago (236+ words) U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible. "They love Jesus more than anyone else!" Carson…...
Not Fake News: He Is Risen
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (72+ words) He is risen indeed! Not Fake News: He Is Risen He is risen indeed! Do you think you can guess which one is the terrorist? NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake...
Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (236+ words) JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom. The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day…...
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
5+ mon, 2+ week ago (711+ words) VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any…...
Jew Converts To Christianity After Internet Commenter Says, 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbing Jew"
6+ mon, 4+ hour ago (223+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted thanks to the powerful witness of an X user who proclaimed, "Christ is King, you filthy money-grubbin…...
9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian
6+ mon, 2+ day ago (426+ words) Brought to you by: RevelationMedia While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the world where it is dangerous to live as a Christian. But where are the most dangerous…...
Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel
7+ mon, 6+ hour ago (327+ words) babylonbee.com There's never been a better time to support The Babylon Bee. Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel HEAVEN — In a shocking revelation that falls in line with a common suspicion online over the…...