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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

13+ hour, 31+ min ago   (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....

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Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...

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Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....