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Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
3+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
3+ week, 5+ day ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
1+ mon, 5+ day ago (37+ words) EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet....
Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
1+ mon, 5+ day ago (36+ words) BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and children, using just five barley loaves and two small fish, achieving an estimated cost-per-serving of approximately $0.0039....
Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...
Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....
Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (10+ words) babylonbee.com...