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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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babylonbee.com > news > angel-still-guarding-eden-with-flaming-sword-wondering-if-he-can-move-yet

Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet

1+ mon, 5+ day ago   (37+ words) EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet....

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babylonbee.com > news > jesus-ignites-fierce-debate-by-feeding-5000-people-for-under-20

Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20

1+ mon, 5+ day ago   (36+ words) BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and children, using just five barley loaves and two small fish, achieving an estimated cost-per-serving of approximately $0.0039....

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babylonbee.com > news > tell-us-what-kind-of-coffee-your-church-serves-and-well-tell-you-what-denomination-you-are

Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...

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babylonbee.com > news > uh-oh-a-monkey-stole-the-pope-hat-and-now-hes-infallible

Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....

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Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (10+ words) babylonbee.com...