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babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-foolproof-ways-to-get-men-to-show-up-to-a-bible-study

9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study

1+ mon, 5+ hour ago   (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-miracles-jesus-might-have-performed-in-2026

9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026

1+ mon, 1+ day ago   (330+ words) Brought to you by: RevelationMedia Reading the incredible Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles makes you wonder: what would these miracles look like if they were performed today? Here are nine miracles Jesus might perform in the year 2026: Turning water into…...

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babylonbee.com > news > jesus-ignites-fierce-debate-by-feeding-5000-people-for-under-20

Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20

1+ mon, 5+ day ago   (36+ words) BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and children, using just five barley loaves and two small fish, achieving an estimated cost-per-serving of approximately $0.0039....

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babylonbee.com > news > pastor-psyches-himself-up-for-another-grueling-one-day-work-week

Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (35+ words) SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week....

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babylonbee.com > news > 8-questions-husbands-should-always-plead-the-5th-to

8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (45+ words) KingdomCare was created to connect Christian babysitters with Christian families who are in need of like-minded care for their children. We are here to provide a wonderful opportunity for you to help build a community of faith-based childcare resources for…...

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babylonbee.com > news > church-trades-away-worship-leader-for-youth-pastor-and-usher-to-be-named-later

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (39+ words) KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made a major move by trading away its worship leader for a new youth pastor and an usher to be named later....

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babylonbee.com > news > heaven-confirms-prayer-hands-emoji-counts-as-actually-praying-for-someone

Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (27+ words) HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually praying for someone....