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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
3+ week, 3+ day ago (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
4+ week, 1+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....
New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (309+ words) babylonbee.com New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages…...
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (43+ words) You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in Scripture that Talarico has discovered, and it's his great delight to share those…...
Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (35+ words) SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week....
Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (33+ words) WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening....