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babylonbee.com > news > church-sends-out-missionary-team-to-remote-tribe-that-has-never-heard-switchfoot

Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot....

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-signs-you-belong-to-the-religion-of-peace

9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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babylonbee.com > news > young-earth-creationist-has-no-explanation-for-fact-that-nancy-pelosi-is-12000-years-old

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-foolproof-ways-to-get-men-to-show-up-to-a-bible-study

9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study

1+ mon, 5+ hour ago   (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...

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babylonbee.com > news > aw-nice-someone-just-shouted-god-is-the-greatest-in-arabic-so-something-really-good-must-be-happening

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (33+ words) WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening....

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babylonbee.com > news > american-missionaries-dispatched-to-europe-to-spread-the-good-news-about-air-conditioning

American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (23+ words) BRANDENBURG — Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the good news of air conditioning....

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babylonbee.com > news > player-kicked-off-joel-osteens-church-softball-team-for-writing-bible-verse-on-hat

Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen’s Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (32+ words) HOUSTON, TX — News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat....

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babylonbee.com > news > st-paul-relinquishes-chief-of-sinners-title-after-new-platner-allegations-come-to-light

St. Paul Relinquishes ‘Chief Of Sinners’ Title After New Platner Allegations Come To Light

3+ mon, 6+ day ago   (22+ words) HEAVEN - St. Paul has officially relinquished his self-proclaimed title "Chief of Sinners" after learning of the newest allegations against Graham Platner....