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Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....
Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen’s Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (32+ words) HOUSTON, TX — News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat....
Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven
4+ mon, 5+ day ago (221+ words) CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that everyone gets their own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier toy. Theologians Dr. Thomas Berry and Dr. Arthur Channels argued in their 40-page report…...
Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (263+ words) U.S — A battle between the holiest man in the world and Pope Leo XIV broke out online this week, with many claiming the Pope crossed a line when he criticized the most righteous man ever to walk on earth. The…...
Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time
5+ mon, 2+ day ago (241+ words) WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what the pope says most of the time. The reconciliation between the two long-opposed factions came right after Pope Leo XIV said something…...
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
5+ mon, 2+ week ago (711+ words) VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any…...
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
9+ mon, 3+ week ago (420+ words) Brought to you by: Convoy of Hope Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christians face challenges on an entirely different level. The…...
10 Proofs Jesus Was American
9+ mon, 3+ week ago (262+ words) Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to view the King of Kings. Unless you're American. We spoke to…...
Satan: 'I've Made A Huge Mistake"
11+ mon, 3+ week ago (143+ words) U.S. — Surveying the hundreds of thousands gathered for Charlie Kirk's memorial service, along with the millions watching across the globe, a despondent Satan declared that he had "made a huge mistake." "Well, this isn't going like I planned at all," sighed…...