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Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (10+ words) babylonbee.com...
Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
2+ mon, 4+ week ago (205+ words) U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats. The hungry lions could not help but chase the uncatchable red dot, distracting them throughout the night…...
Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven
4+ mon, 5+ day ago (221+ words) CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that everyone gets their own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier toy. Theologians Dr. Thomas Berry and Dr. Arthur Channels argued in their 40-page report…...
Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (263+ words) U.S — A battle between the holiest man in the world and Pope Leo XIV broke out online this week, with many claiming the Pope crossed a line when he criticized the most righteous man ever to walk on earth. The…...
Not Fake News: He Is Risen
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (72+ words) He is risen indeed! Not Fake News: He Is Risen He is risen indeed! Do you think you can guess which one is the terrorist? NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake...
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
5+ mon, 2+ week ago (711+ words) VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any…...
Unitarian President Reaffirms Belief That A Man Should Not Speak In Church
11+ mon, 1+ week ago (274+ words) BOSTON, MA — The President of the Unitarian Universalist Association has come out strongly to reaffirm the denomination's commitment to the belief that a man should not speak in church. The Unitarian Universalist Association is the nation's largest group of Unitarian…...