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After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
4+ week, 1+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....
9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (330+ words) Brought to you by: RevelationMedia Reading the incredible Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles makes you wonder: what would these miracles look like if they were performed today? Here are nine miracles Jesus might perform in the year 2026: Turning water into…...
Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (28+ words) CANAAN — The young son of a prominent family remained optimistic that he would someday have a dream that doesn't make everyone in his life want to kill him....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (26+ words) MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (33+ words) WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening....
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...
Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....
Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (27+ words) HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually praying for someone....