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babylonbee.com > news > church-sends-out-missionary-team-to-remote-tribe-that-has-never-heard-switchfoot

Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (189+ words) Switchfoot's hit 2009 album Hello Hurricane. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...

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babylonbee.com > news > bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....

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babylonbee.com > news > apocalypse-draws-near-as-last-remaining-universally-beloved-human-being-passes-away

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (0+ words) ...

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babylonbee.com > news > confirmed-reel-of-all-your-lifes-bloopers-to-be-played-when-you-arrive-in-heaven

Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (231+ words) earth just to get good bloopers out of them. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-signs-you-belong-to-the-religion-of-peace

9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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babylonbee.com > news > after-observing-adam-for-two-minutes-god-decides-mans-going-to-need-a-helper

After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper

4+ week, 1+ day ago   (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....

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babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts

Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts

4+ week, 14+ hour ago   (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....

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babylonbee.com > news > young-earth-creationist-has-no-explanation-for-fact-that-nancy-pelosi-is-12000-years-old

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (162+ words) the ICR to come in for study and observation. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...

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