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Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) Switchfoot's hit 2009 album Hello Hurricane. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) earth just to get good bloopers out of them. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
4+ week, 1+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
3+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
4+ week, 14+ hour ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
3+ week, 3+ day ago (162+ words) the ICR to come in for study and observation. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...