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Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) Switchfoot's hit 2009 album Hello Hurricane. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...
Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (259+ words) U.S. — According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed in worship to the golden statue of Bucc-ee Beaver. Bucc-ee's, a popular gas station chain based primarily in the American South, features a…...
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....
The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (47+ words) twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most...
Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (47+ words) MOUNT SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with milk and honey," one local Reubenite, later identified as Dathan son of Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he…...
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
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James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (43+ words) You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in Scripture that Talarico has discovered, and it's his great delight to share those…...
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) earth just to get good bloopers out of them. The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this...