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Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App
6+ mon, 1+ week ago (193+ words) WACO, TX — According to sources, a lame local church doesn't even have its own app. A small church identified only by a sign reading "Waco Bible Church" reportedly has no handy app for either Android or Apple devices, even though…...
Pastors Reveal 10 Most Helpful Ideas Left In Church Suggestion Box
10+ mon, 2+ week ago (196+ words) Some people are too intimidated to talk to their pastors directly, so the church suggestion box is a great tool for collecting anonymous feedback on your church service. We asked pastors to share some of the most helpful ideas they've…...
The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (47+ words) Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most…...
9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study
1+ mon, 5+ hour ago (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...
Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You'd Love To Help, But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (32+ words) Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you have the spiritual gift of encouragement....
American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (23+ words) BRANDENBURG — Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the good news of air conditioning....
Is It A Sin? Ask The Babylon Bee
10+ mon, 3+ week ago (543+ words) Brought to you by: Revelation Media People often mistake us for an official church ministry,...
Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (34+ words) BETHLEHEM — As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of grain on the ground to spell out "Hey Gurl."...
Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
9+ mon, 3+ week ago (247+ words) IRVINE, CA — In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set the pastor to a 2x speaking speed so they can end the service faster and get…...
10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (233+ words) If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday. The Babylon Bee has surveyed megachurches across America to come up with the following list of events coming your way to celebrate Christ's…...