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Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries...were being put to good use, as a missions…...
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
Mesmerized Europeans Begin Worshiping Bucc-ee Beaver
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (259+ words) According to sources, European tourists visiting the United States for the World Cup became mesmerized and bowed in worship to the golden statue of Bucc-ee Beaver. Bucc-ee's, a popular gas station chain based primarily in the American South, features a…...
Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (47+ words) SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with...Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he doesn't particularly care for...
Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (10+ words) babylonbee.com...
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural...hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
4+ week, 1+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....
James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (43+ words) You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news...that Talarico has discovered, and it's his great delight to share those with the world....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...