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9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
4+ week, 22+ hour ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
16+ hour, 26+ min ago (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...
Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
3+ week, 5+ day ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....
Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
3+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
4+ week, 1+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....