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Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....
Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
4+ week, 21+ hour ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
Man Struggling To Reconcile Existence Of Loving God With Fact He Never Got To Be Contestant On 'Legends Of The Hidden Temple"
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (44+ words) LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in a loving God with the fact that he was never invited to be a contestant on hit 1990s Nickelodeon game show Legends of…...
Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (26+ words) MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show....
Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....
Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple Out Of Zeal For His Father's House
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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
15+ hour, 20+ min ago (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....