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Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger

1+ mon, 2+ day ago   (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....

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babylonbee.com > news > tell-us-what-kind-of-coffee-your-church-serves-and-well-tell-you-what-denomination-you-are

Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-signs-you-belong-to-the-religion-of-peace

9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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babylonbee.com > news > apocalypse-draws-near-as-last-remaining-universally-beloved-human-being-passes-away

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts

Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts

4+ week, 21+ hour ago   (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....

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babylonbee.com > news > man-struggling-to-reconcile-existence-of-loving-god-with-fact-he-never-got-to-be-contestant-on-legends-of-the-hidden-temple

Man Struggling To Reconcile Existence Of Loving God With Fact He Never Got To Be Contestant On 'Legends Of The Hidden Temple"

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (44+ words) LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in a loving God with the fact that he was never invited to be a contestant on hit 1990s Nickelodeon game show Legends of…...

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babylonbee.com > news > man-thinking-maybe-hell-pass-on-islamic-car-show-this-year

Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (26+ words) MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show....

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babylonbee.com > news > uh-oh-a-monkey-stole-the-pope-hat-and-now-hes-infallible

Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (31+ words) VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo's hat and placed it on his own head, giving the monkey the power of infallibility....

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babylonbee.com > video > woke-jesus-cleanses-the-temple-out-of-zeal-for-his-fathers-house

Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple Out Of Zeal For His Father's House

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babylonbee.com > news > man-wondering-what-the-prayers-of-a-not-so-righteous-man-availeth

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

15+ hour, 20+ min ago   (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....

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