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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
8+ hour, 11+ min ago (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....
Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee
1+ week, 5+ day ago (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
3+ week, 3+ day ago (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...
Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
3+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
3+ week, 5+ day ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....