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babylonbee.com > news > man-wondering-what-the-prayers-of-a-not-so-righteous-man-availeth

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

8+ hour, 11+ min ago   (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....

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babylonbee.com > news > church-sends-out-missionary-team-to-remote-tribe-that-has-never-heard-switchfoot

Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot | Babylon Bee

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (189+ words) SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot....

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babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

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babylonbee.com > news > confirmed-reel-of-all-your-lifes-bloopers-to-be-played-when-you-arrive-in-heaven

Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...

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babylonbee.com > news > apocalypse-draws-near-as-last-remaining-universally-beloved-human-being-passes-away

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

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babylonbee.com > news > bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-signs-you-belong-to-the-religion-of-peace

9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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babylonbee.com > news > young-earth-creationist-has-no-explanation-for-fact-that-nancy-pelosi-is-12000-years-old

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....