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9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
2+ day, 2+ hour ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
4+ day, 4+ hour ago (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...
Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
6+ day, 1+ hour ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
6+ day, 5+ hour ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....
Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
1+ week, 1+ day ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
1+ week, 2+ day ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....
9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study
1+ week, 4+ day ago (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...
9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026
1+ week, 5+ day ago (330+ words) Brought to you by: RevelationMedia Reading the incredible Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles makes you wonder: what would these miracles look like if they were performed today? Here are nine miracles Jesus might perform in the year 2026: Turning water into…...
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
1+ week, 6+ day ago (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
2+ week, 2+ day ago (37+ words) EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet....