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9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

2+ day, 2+ hour ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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babylonbee.com > news > young-earth-creationist-has-no-explanation-for-fact-that-nancy-pelosi-is-12000-years-old

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

4+ day, 4+ hour ago   (162+ words) PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no explanation for the fact that Nancy Pelosi is 12,000 years old. Thomas Paley, who is a firm believer that God created the Earth…...

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

6+ day, 1+ hour ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

6+ day, 5+ hour ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts

Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....

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babylonbee.com > news > after-observing-adam-for-two-minutes-god-decides-mans-going-to-need-a-helper

After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-foolproof-ways-to-get-men-to-show-up-to-a-bible-study

9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (39+ words) Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:...

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babylonbee.com > news > 9-miracles-jesus-might-have-performed-in-2026

9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (330+ words) Brought to you by: RevelationMedia Reading the incredible Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles makes you wonder: what would these miracles look like if they were performed today? Here are nine miracles Jesus might perform in the year 2026: Turning water into…...

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babylonbee.com > news > unscriptural-hymn-unfortunately-a-banger

Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....

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babylonbee.com > news > angel-still-guarding-eden-with-flaming-sword-wondering-if-he-can-move-yet

Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (37+ words) EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet....